Friday, October 22, 2010

The Measure of a Man

CAUTION: This blog post has explicit sexual tone. If you are offended by this kind of language, please browse away.

A man's patience can't be longer than his penis
But his anger is just as hard and as lasting as his erection.

A man may only have one orgasm
But he can sustain love perpetually.

A man may know multiple women
But like his orgasm, he essentially needs just one.

A man's brain cells are never fewer than his sperm count
But to his wisdom, love is interdicted from Science's bounds

A man can forgive much more than he can have sex
But even his fortitude has its peak

A man's mad hard penis will spurt out sperm
But his outraged heart ejaculates pain

This poem is not meant to play men as an empty sex animal
In fact, the intent is the absolute opposite of that.

Real men are much more than sex
They are love, honor and respect.

So measure a man not by the length of his penis
But by his heart's compassion and depth.

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